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🎺Will OFFICIAL TRUMP be featured on Bitcoin ATM.com?πŸ”₯

Mark
Specialist

If you've ever wondered what the perfect memecoin scheme looks like, but with class, in a suit and with the US flag in the background πŸ¦… β€” we have the answer:

πŸ‘‰ Trump family memecoins.

Short version?

🎺 Trump shouts "victory"
πŸ”₯ people are buying like crazy
πŸ“‰ the token is doing a classic "to the basement"
πŸ’° and the family and stock exchanges... are counting their money

And everyone agrees: "It's the market, after all." 🀑

🀑 Pump? Yes. Dump? Yes. But not for everyone. πŸ₯‚

πŸ“‰ Retail investors: "I was left with a meme and despair."

According to an analysis by Chainalysis (commissioned by the NYT and later cited by Fortune, among others):

βœ… Over 813,000 wallets bought $TRUMP and
❌ lost a total of ~$2 billion.

Yes, you read that right: $2,000,000,000 has vanished. πŸ’¨πŸ’€

This is the moment when every "crypto veteran" says:

"You shouldn't have bought at the peak."

...and every normal person responds:

"Then why was it released at all?" 😭

πŸ’° Who made money? Spoiler: NOT YOU πŸ˜‡

πŸ›οΈ 1) The Trump family and partners: fees like at a casino 🎰

Coindesk reported that:

πŸ’Έ Entities affiliated with the Trumps earned approximately $320 million in fees related to the token,
, even though the price has fallen by approximately 87% since its launch.

So... even when investors were drowning, the money kept flowing πŸ’…

Earlier (in the first few weeks), Fortune reported that even then, the fees for related entities amounted to approximately $100 million.

🏦 2) Stock exchanges: "We love the free market, especially commissions." 😎

Here's the best number:

Reuters calculated that:

βœ… 10 exchanges (including Binance, Coinbase, OKX, etc.)
earned at least $172 million in commissions from trading $TRUMP alone. πŸ’ΈπŸ’ΈπŸ’Έ

It's not even "investing." It's fleecing people, but in 4K. πŸ‘πŸ“Ί

⛓️ 3) Solana: "Thanks for the chaos, here's the bill." 🧾

The $TRUMP and $MELANIA trade shot up so high that...

βœ… Solana validators earned over $25 million in fees and tips,
because everyone wanted to "get in first" (i.e., buy at the peak) πŸ€πŸ˜‚

So even though you lost, at least you paid for someone else to live in luxury for a week πŸ›₯️🍾

🧠 Why does it work? Because memecoins are an "emotion business." 😭πŸ”₯

The mechanics are ingeniously simple:

  1. Name + meme = hype
  2. Hype = FOMO
  3. FOMO = trading
  4. Trade = fees
  5. Fees = real earnings
  6. And the price? It may drop to zero, but the fees will remain 😌

πŸ₯΄ The most ironic thing? "It's not a scam, it's the market." πŸ˜‡

And yes, technically...

πŸ“Œ You don't have to steal from anyone,
πŸ“Œ Just create a token,
πŸ“Œ And then watch people buy it because "Trump" and "it might go up 100 times" πŸ˜‚

It's like a casino, only with a worse bar.

πŸ“Œ Numbers βœ…

πŸ’€ 813,000 wallets lost
πŸ’€ ~$2 billion after purchasing $TRUMP

πŸ’° Trump-linked companies: ~$320 million in fees

🏦 exchanges: ~$172 million in commissions

⛓️ Solana validators: ~$25 million in fees and tips

😈 Moral for the reader

πŸ“’ If a memecoin has Trump, Melania, or any other celebrity in its name...
remember:

πŸ‘‰ You buy a dream
πŸ‘‰ They sell liquidity
πŸ‘‰ The stock exchange sells commission
πŸ‘‰ And blockchain sells a fee per click

And then everyone takes a photo on the yacht πŸš€πŸ“Έ
and you're left with a token that not even your grandmother would buy. πŸ‘΅πŸ’”

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βœ…THAT is why Trump family tokens will NOT be available on Bitcoin ATM.com.

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